Smokey’s Five Suggestions On How To Kill Mr. Turkey…
‘Meow’ my fellow cats and humans alike, it’s my blogging turn. I know it’s late coming with my human being a computer hog. I tell you not even chewing on the laptop cord earns me computer time.. Mind I don’t recommend it fellow cats my human tells me ‘I could die of something called an electric shock if I don’t pack it in…’
It got me thinking of what I’ve been up to the last couple of weeks – Finding out the best way to kill Mr. Turkey… See he has been in my life for a long time, at first I didn’t mind him being around. I could kick him with my paws and watch him from my hiding points… But now he has become unbeatable and I think he has turned into an evil toy bird really… I came up with five possible ways I could think of to kill him to gain my home back..
First) I jumped on Mr. Turkey digging my claws into his wings, but he played dead and when I thought he was a gonna and let him go I found him in the cat tree being cuddled by Holly..
Second) Biting his neck and flinging him about the room like a wild cat, but then he flew through the air, and I lost him..
Third) Drag him to the kitchen and place him in the cooking pot, not got as far as trying that one yet humans said ‘I’m not to play with the pots and pans’
Fourth) Setting him out into the wild and hoping the wild cats in the neighbourhood gets him, that one hasn’t been a success because my human keeps telling me ‘I like Mr. Turkey.’ (so he never make it past the door)
Five) Feed him to Jessie… I wonder if she would kill him for me? Hmm would a cat pass the buck?
So all you writer’s/ reader’s of ‘fictional killer’s’ what is the best way you would kill Mr. Turkey? Or defeat your fictional meanies? I’m open to suggestions..
Have a catastic weekend..